Clumsy (ft. Wolfychu) 

When boys cried: Titanic ending Where men cried: MY PICKLESsssss...

i have sweaty palms so a pickle jar is my worst enemy

Girl your not the only one

if u ever feel dumb just know that 1k people disliked this vid

the poor pickles........ I'm gonna go eat a pickle

The way that u draw your older brother he looks like one punch man

I am also very clumsy like you . I can totally relate to you.

That one spot on your leg that always has bruises

Don’t worry I’m a total clutts I’m always clumsy lol but I’ve never broken a bone I feels like clumsy people never break bones cause they make up in it with clumsiness

Honestly this makes so dense I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla Better hit the deck like the card dealer My whole squad's in here, walkin' around the party A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby The Brain Heenan which is probably the Same reason I wrestle with mania Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up Consider it to cross me a costly mistake If they sleepin' on me, the Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey) In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, h-a, h-a, h-a Laughin' all the way to the bank, I spray flames They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy) Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off It's impossible to list 'em all And in the midst of all this I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Risperdal, voices whisper But my fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn This is just the song to go ballistic on You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a Monster You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah) I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah) When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers I look like a villain outta those blockbusters Godzilla, fire spitter, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet If you never gave a damn, raise your hand 'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is The motherfuckin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('xam) How can I have all these fans and perspire? Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers What goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw 'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy 'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake) Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher Won't even lend you an ear ain't even pretendin' to care But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez Christian Rivera ' 'Cause my lyrics never sit well so they wanna give me the chair Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry 'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem Get the shaft out like a steering column (Mark Jack) Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil, that means take a back seat Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em Other words, I Minute Maid 'em I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him I'm finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in a lake Obliteratin' everything, incineratin' and renegade 'em And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me You don't want to be the enemy of the demon Who went in me, and be on the recieving of me, what stupidity, it'd be Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable I'm on the toilet bowl I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full I'm not afraid to pull the Man stop Look what I'm plannin' (Haha) Darkie, why you looking so sad? Go and take a walk or write a song up on your notepad For what you have you should be grateful, why aren't you more glad? "Yo, keep on killing shit", "I'll see you later", "Oh, for sure, man" It's been a fat ass minute, ain't been feeling right A hypochondriac dissatisfied, my room got no light at times Fuck all of the people judging, you got no right And neither do I The sight of new eyes, a side of you cries Man, it's been a minute I been feeling bad but I been fighting I'm enlightened to the fact that I have limited time I get to spitting these rhymes And lay a shit in your mind They want my lips intertwined So they can leave me behind But I will not submit, I will survive Go make a difference while you are still alive To be the bigger man requires that you standing high The bigger man, the more time he fall before he die There will always be a clown here to fake a smile, for you Running through the town laughing, I despise you too Oh, did I surprise you? Cool "Get up", "Do I gotta?", "Why don't you arise, you fool?" Look at me I put a face on, wow Look at me I put a show on, when I go (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Laugh at the clown and his makeup How does he feel when we wake up? I don't know and I don't care I'm unaware of how he faring Glaring, staring at him so intently At the fair inside the tent he Dance for the people Dance like you mean it Motherfucker, everybody be too pussy to move But grip they dick in they room How the fuck did we ever put a stick in our moon? It's funny I'm a cartoon But keep it realer than a bitch Or her nigga that wanna feature Lemme teach ya how I deal with these reachers that tryna leech us Keep the fuck to myself And my spiders we throw a circus For the good of my health I make entertaining the purpose of it Sing along, have a ball When the clown slip and fall When the jester get mad Put a gun in his hand Rest in peace to Robin Williams Here to act for God and villains Brightest person, darkest feelings Interfere with Satan's dealings, yo, yo

Ice skating arena: Use the wall to stop yourself Roller skating arena: Idk figure it out, dick.

This is my first video of yours, and I JUST got an add for Webtoon that you voice acted! (I think???? Real similar credit if not) NLblock really does keep tabs on these things, don't they... (P.S. babies are much stronger than people think, so it probably wasn't due to that, or at least not that much, but a lack of spacial awareness and periferal vision can be due to head injury, so....)

I have also never broken a bone! But last month my best friend betrayed me She said “we will both never break bones we are the never breaking bone club!” When we where young Then she broke her big toe by falling over her little sister

One time i was walking with a plate . You can guess what happened next I slipped on the couch corner and the pieces of the plate got on my face. Thank God he was driving only scratches bur too many of them .

a pro tip : use your knife to open a jar

when i saw baby emrichu, all i could hear was a microwave.

0:28 awwwww what a beautiful baby emirichu

6:11 ah yes the classic " Narancia, Mista and Abbachio beat up a random guy" meme. A classic Jojo meme.

her older bro look liek one punch man

Your pickles will be missed Rip

Omg this is literally me but without the heels

Hardwood stairs? Ohhhhh I feel you. Strangely enough I never have broken a bone.

Clumsy is funny when they get mad at u for laughing is kinda cute

Dude, getting your friend to open a pickle jar is justifiable

You have a large hit box that’s just bigger than your model

You really are that one clumsy air-headed female anime protagonist. Aren't you?

The pickle story wouldn't have happened if you would've been a sane human and disliked pickles.

"Indoor ice skating" *flashback to Yuri on Ice video*

lol i hate pickles

My pickles! reminds me of My cabbages!

0:25 You're baby cheecks are so chunky.. More chuncky then mine when I was a baby, honestly I got called by my siblings that I look like a butt Cause my cheecks look like As--that jiggle and whats more's that when I sneeze it sounda like a fart then my second older brother said to me "Dang you really are an a*s, Even you're face Show's it" and I swear I cried that Day and kept asking Myself, Friends and My pets If I was an A*s.

I am like that to I always fall over

I littlerally am the same thing. Btw, Wolftchu’s voice is so high pitch.

I'm good at rollerskating. I've done the impossible

A did that to thing too and I knocked the whole thing over I was at my dad's house I needed to poop

I wanna tell one clumsy story too. So one time at my cousin's house I was playing with the other kids and I got so thirsty that I ran to the glass door and I thought it was open so I ran as fast as possible and.... I hit the glass door and it really hurt.. and that's my clumsy story (ㆁωㆁ)

6:45 omg same lol but painfull

Me and my sister are really clumsy but I would say my friend is the most clumsy 😅

I hurt myself standing up and siting down

4:05 top 10 anime deaths

Her fieldtrips: roller rinks, ice rinks, parks My fieldtrips: *Noah Webster intensifies*

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Don't worry I'm clumsy too Emirichu I have dropped a lot in my life but still I'm clumsy

i fell down the stairs and when to the hospital i was 5 year old but know im not 5 year old

Me when I see the end announcement: Emirichu...in SMASH?!

imagine that instead of a tour letter, its a smash invitation

you probably don't know her but you remind me of aphmau

Wolfychu be like “I’ve fallen and I CAN’T GET UP”

YOU GO LASER TAG, ICE SKATING AND ROLLER SKATING?! LUCKYYYYYYYYY🥺🥺 Same I Am A Big Clutz To :)

**smacks face into wall** Me: f**k you. **smacks face into another wall** Me: wtf? Where did these walls come from? **trips on floor** Me: **screeching** Edit: I really like to screech like a f**king dinosaur. Edit2: **screeching intensifies**

me when I found out my brother finished the twinkies 0:28

I have a scar from roller blading '-'

When I go onto your channel and click "Videos" it says "This channel has no videos." Whats happening?..

Emirichu: I never broke a bone. Me as a 10 year old: Yea I broke a bone playing tennis.

I broke my arm because of my clumsyness

food food food death pickle pickle pickle death roller roller roller death

Story time with Pigeon. One time my family went to the local park, I took my scooter because..duh. And the park had a concrete path which took you all the way around the park. I did so many laps around the park, I think at least thirty or something. And there was a group of high-school kids because there was a high-school right next to the park, they walked passed and saw me do a lap. I felt so darn proud of myself, I was going so fast too. But, the day after, My left leg was in SO much pain. Yes, it was a strain, and I was like “I hate my life.” So I literally walked like a Frankenstein for the rest of the week. Wow Im stupid.

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Thats me

Your not the only one, I trip over my own feet

Bro you should try sliding down banisters now- I mean- We're in quarantine- If you sprain your ankle again you won't even need to leave your house :D And once you master banister sliding, it's really funnn :D

Mm thats wird i have broken my leg(recently) and in not clumsy And Im a bad speller

How can heels be so bad? I mean im a guy but cant you just focus your weight on the tips of your feet?

Emily falls Her friend are you okay Emily my pickles!!!

i fEeL you ;-;

Emily: I'm going on tour! Covid-19: *N O*

Nothing can cure my clumsiness XD

"But my Pickles😭"

Emirichu:But my pickles Emirichu's random frend:I DONT CARE ABOUT UR PICKLES IM ASKING U IF UR OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember me?im ur student u called "Katie"

Hey Emirichu arent u Miss Emily

SO RELATABLE

Slid

I have found someone like me

Me and wolfychu are the same... I wore rollerskates... Immediately fell down and couldn't get back up... I'm pretty sure that it's finally caught up to me because I constantly have a headache that feels like a concussion where I always hit my head when I slipped or a migraine... More of the time it's a concussion pain and it's hitting me again see you after the quick blindness thing where everything goes so bright I can't see until it clears and I realize I've been unstable and walking dizzily and yeah... Me and this person also are the same because I... Honestly I feel everything's out to get me because things appear where they weren't before and I hit my leg or head... Also me and Alice aren't in the Haven't broken a single bone club... I'm in the... My mother thought I was being a drama queen and I just sprained my foot when really my crying and inability to walk was because I broke my pinky toe but only after ten days did mum finally take me to get an xray and she realizes that she didn't notice my foot turn immediately black and that my foot was actually broken but she didn't care anyways because she kept telling me to suck it up and walk when the doctor said that I shouldn't walk and I was in so much pain for two months and now my mom is the one in pain but I actually care about her and my new dog pulled her off her gopher and I kept saying either I leave you here to bleed out or I call an ambulance oh you don't want me to call an ambulance otherwise I'll lose all my technology... Fine you stay there and bleed out while I grab my technology because if you want to take it for me almost having a heart attack and panic like I will run all the way to this place from my spot to the spot I'm standing in and run around the world... Here get up and DON'T EVER DARE TELL ME THAT YOU'LL TAKE MY TECHNOLOGY FOR WORRYING ABOUT YOU I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK club... It's a work in progress.

*emirichu* "it's my job to keep u all safe" ends up failing to keep herself safe

is emily still a whole head chunk ? yep

tips on how to roller-skate. tip 1: If you are in a roller-skating place with no walls and they only have the elevated things then when you skate around you have to look for a spot to jump with an open space. (I have done this before and you need to slow down a bit, you can't be at full speed and you have to somewhat jump. If the floor there is like a carpet depending on the skates you can still roll when you get to the carpet so be careful.) tip 2: If you can't do what I said in the first tip then just keep skating even if your feet hurt, but just try not to make yourself go faster, so when there is an clear opening then you can be at a speed where it's easy to get off the skating floor.

One of my friends her name is Sophia and I haven’t seen her for a while she opened a door from when we were getting out of school and she open the wrong door it was the wrong car she got in and then another woman

Your not the only one clumsy

Btw. Clumsyness is genetic, there is no training to actually stop being clumsy, in the end the person who is clumsy is not even at fault.

welp atleast she doesnt BREAK her bones TWICE A FLIPPIN WEAK LIKE ME

When I fall and drop my food but I did not cry cause of my body, I CRIED CAUSE OF MY FOOD ;w;

I'm half blind, clumbsy and forgetful. You dont wanna be my friend.

I wish i was there you did thw one in burcaly my gg lives there

*my PICKLES*

When I was a little baby boy, I stood on top of a toy that’s kinda like a mini truck to carry blocks. I then launched off and bashed my face into the corner of a cabinet. I’ve still got the scar on my upper lip. I actually had a couple head injuries in those early years, but I always took it in stride with no lasting damage other than some scars (hidden by my hair). One time I bashed my head into a radiator, and shortly after, I was just hopping down the hallway as if nothing happened.

5:53 DIO to Giorno

I sprained my ankle when i dropped my book and then tripped on it-

Same pinch

I feel this pain way too hard. I'm so clumsy yet lucky that I've almost cut off my whole finger from a can but SOMEHOW missed important nerves and tendons by 1mm. (Legit what the doc said)

NOT THE PICKLES

When I was little I was roller skating and broke my arm.

I don't know why, but this reminds me of my younger brother. Over a decade ago, we were visiting friends and went to the playing grounds. My brother fell from one of those climbing things and landed on his feet. Then he walked straight to our mother and told her, with a absolutelly straight face: "I broke my foot". He did not cry, showed no sign of pain, did walk just normal, and just delivered this line in a matter-of-fact tone. My mother didn't believe him, because he showed no sign of anything being wrong, and then walked back to our friends house and drove home. The next day, he still insisted that his foot is broken. So our mother took him to the doctor to make an x-ray, and lo and behold, his foot was broken. He got a cast, and was it not for the cast, you wouldn't have believed that his foot was broken. Even with the cast, he ran just as quick as normal. My brother is Hardcore.

Yes. This is me. I keep clipping my elbow or hip on my doorframe. My friend is starting to think I’m weird XD

"Joining no broken bones " "Also joining spraying legs"

i sprained my ankle once and i just thought it was a bruise or a cramp so I hopped on one foot and leaned on a wall for 2 weeks I learned what it was 3 year later

NO NOT THE PICKLES

Wow accidentally getting into some stranger's car while the stranger is still inside now that's clumsy

Like 5 seconds of you describing what a clumsy person is, it's just finding me on how I am too